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Hits: 12710 | Favorites: 2 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.2 | Category: Weird | Date: 12/15/2004
 
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jayembee
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1582 Posts
Saturday, February 19, 2005 5:06:46 PM
meh

fendergirl92
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1325 Posts
Sunday, January 30, 2005 7:58:46 PM
"In the beginning God created the bacon and the egg. The egg was without toasters and golden. Then God said let there be dinner and there was dinner. And God saw the dinner, that it was brown. On the 6th day God created the first man, Denny. And God saw Denny, that he was crispy. God then took one of Denny's hands and made the first woman, Wendy. And God said you shall not eat of the waitress of toast for if you do you shall surely eat. But unfortunately a wily tree tricked Wendy into eating of the waitress of toast while God wasn`t looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. Denny and Wendy then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a hider of plates, while Able was a herder of cooks. Cane then gave God an offering of juicy strawberries and Able gave Him an offering of napkins. But God really preferred the napkins so Cane lovingly covered Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to hid plates forever."

albie_123
Male, 13-17, Australia
 60 Posts
Sunday, January 30, 2005 7:16:16 PM
mine ^^^ is seriously stupid and F&%#$ed up. Thats why its so funny!

albie_123
Male, 13-17, Australia
 60 Posts
Sunday, January 30, 2005 7:15:24 PM
they died him blue, a great blue of the ocean with lots of fishies . But someday he will return in magnificent glory... So tithe and watch your back!!

albie_123
Male, 13-17, Australia
 60 Posts
Sunday, January 30, 2005 7:15:12 PM
LOL that was sooo funny! heres mine (its new testament) To her husband's surprise the Virgin Albert was pregnant with child. Fortunately for Virgin Albert, an angel explained that her child was Jimmy Christ, the world`s lord and Bum-Cleaner, the glorious step-uncle of God. At his birth angels told shepherds in the field to follow a shining trampoline to find him. Also, three horny Llamas came bearing gifts of chairs and computer games. Yea verily, and it came to pass, after Jimmy Christ was baptized by being submerged in walkmans he gave the sermon on the Fun. At the sermon on the Fun Jimmy Christ taught: Blessed are the wiggly for they shall eat the pointed sticks, and huge are the tiny for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Jimmy Christ also performed many miracles such as when he turned kings into Piggy Wiggys at his friend`s wedding, and made the Dutch man not so Dutch. Unfortunately the rulers became angry with the influence of Jimmy Christ, So

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