Friday, April 13, 2012 6:41:58 PM
one time my older brother asked if i wanted my birthday present. naturally i said yes, but instead i got a sack of frozen tater tots chucked at my testicles.
Friday, April 13, 2012 9:25:22 AM
I once gave my girlfriend (now my wife) an electric pencil sharpener. Shows what kind of guy I am (and how tolerant my wife is).