Saturday, April 14, 2012 5:45:31 PM
None of these is a reason for a war. For the entries that were about an actual war, not a "war" on emus or something, the incident listed was simply the event that sparked a war. Saying these silly things started a war is like dousing a building in gasoline, then blaming the person who called you on an oldschool landline for starting the fire by making a spark in the phone.
Friday, April 13, 2012 12:06:39 AM
There is only one battle that the Danes have ever won and that is the Battle of Aalborg, which was a civil war. (Herman Finkers about the Danes who lost all battles they ever fought)