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This Might Look Slutty, But It`s Smart [Pic]

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This Might Look Slutty, But It`s Smart [Pic]. Think about it--if everyone at a bar advertised like this, it would cut down on so much time and so much wasted effort.
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Student_Law
Male, 30-39, Europe
 966 Posts
Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:24:22 PM
Never ever bought drinks to any chick. I'll just go up and talk to them in the bar and let them buy their own. I don`t see how I can impress a female by showing her how incredibly stupid I am by giving money to strangers.

If she`s interested, she will stay anyway. If not, she will leave anyway. Use your f`in head.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5708 Posts
Thursday, April 5, 2012 8:07:02 AM
She dropped her hat:


OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13961 Posts
Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:47:17 PM
"I'm drunk. Buy me a whore."

RedOnTheHead
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 100 Posts
Wednesday, April 4, 2012 7:00:13 PM
Her: Left cheek - I'm drunk
Right cheek - Use a rubber
Me: Left nut - I`m done
Right nut - Make me a sammich

leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1577 Posts
Wednesday, April 4, 2012 6:13:29 PM
"if a beer is all you wanted out of me, then leave me the f*ck alone."

Tell her you're not going to buy her a drink so she`ll move on and you can get over yourself.

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