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No Mere Taser Can Stop This Man`s Quest

A taser to the chest is nothing to the man who has a bitch to get.

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No Mere Taser Can Stop This Man`s Quest. A taser to the chest is nothing to the man who has a bitch to get.
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Hits: 10214 | Favorites: 2 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 3.3 | Category: Weird | Date: 04/04/2012
 
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Friday, April 6, 2012 9:00:01 AM
Now, see? I like the way Kleion thinks. (Welcome to IAB, btw.) Possibilities:

The "bitch":

(a) told him a fast-acting laxative pill was a "new and improved" version of Viagra;

(b) put itching powder inside the sweatband of his snazzy fedora; or

(c) served him a plateful of catfood lasagna after he spent their grocery money at the local strip club.

Kleion
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 87 Posts
Thursday, April 5, 2012 8:12:27 AM
Of course, now it begs the question of just what it was that this "bitch" did that would render him temporarily immune to electricity. :P

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5510 Posts
Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:21:11 AM
I am ELECTRO! Your puny weapons cannot stop me.

mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Wednesday, April 4, 2012 8:59:54 PM
both prongs didn't latch on but still pretty funny!

faaaaq
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 671 Posts
Wednesday, April 4, 2012 2:28:38 PM
Kaagan, tasers dont make that noise unless they are completing a circuit...ie, electrocuting someone.

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