Thursday, March 29, 2012 7:15:59 AM
If that's your main reason for going, I hope you enjoy the ensuing paternity suit and trip to the unemployment office.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012 7:02:16 PM
Because my parents told me all my life that if I didn't go I would live in a cardboard box on the streets, chugging booze and contributing nothing worthwhile to society except perhaps harvest-ready organs if I somehow managed to kill myself near a hospital after signing the forms to donate after my death. Oh, and to get the hell away from them. That, too.