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Your Toilet Is Really A Mysterious Portal [Pic]

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Your Toilet Is Really A Mysterious Portal [Pic]. If you think of it that way, it makes pooping way more interesting.
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Hits: 13900 | Favorites: 2 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 3.0 | Category: Funny | Date: 03/21/2012
 
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zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts 		Thursday, March 22, 2012 6:42:07 AM
I need this at work.
jbwhite
Male, 18-29, Canada
 590 Posts 		Thursday, March 22, 2012 6:23:18 AM
Okay so we give natives their own land, black people have black college funds, women have the right to vote, and drive.

It's all about affirmative action, but I ask you, men have had to put the toilet seat down according to society`s unjust standards for decades, where is the equality now?

Women have to wipe their vag out after they piss anyway, but all a man has to do is unzip, let it hang there and maybe throw in a bit of bodily rotation for better aim (results may vary), jiggle a bit and zip it up, no contact necessary, thus no need to wash. Women have to wash anyways, should they not take the entire 3 seconds to adjust the lid for those who have adjusted the lid for so long. It`s time for change. It`s time for revolution. It`s time for freedom.

Just sayin`.
HiEv
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 384 Posts 		Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:41:43 AM
As a terminally clumsy person, I always close the lid to keep from accidentally dropping or knocking things into the toilet.

I repeatedly had to remind my last girlfriend to put the lid down when she was done.

So, it's not just a guy thing, girls.
talon0325
Male, 40-49, Canada
 341 Posts 		Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:36:11 PM
If I have to raise it to have a piss, then you can damn well put it down to do the same.
doubledare10
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 11 Posts 		Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:45:15 PM
Guys don't forget to put the seat down. If you don`t, then your mom or girlfriend will get stuck in it. And her organs will go through her and kill her. And it will be all your fault because you didn`t listen to her for the one thousandth time.
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