Thursday, March 22, 2012 6:23:18 AM
Okay so we give natives their own land, black people have black college funds, women have the right to vote, and drive.
It's all about affirmative action, but I ask you, men have had to put the toilet seat down according to society`s unjust standards for decades, where is the equality now?
Women have to wipe their vag out after they piss anyway, but all a man has to do is unzip, let it hang there and maybe throw in a bit of bodily rotation for better aim (results may vary), jiggle a bit and zip it up, no contact necessary, thus no need to wash. Women have to wash anyways, should they not take the entire 3 seconds to adjust the lid for those who have adjusted the lid for so long. It`s time for change. It`s time for revolution. It`s time for freedom.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:45:15 PM
Guys don't forget to put the seat down. If you don`t, then your mom or girlfriend will get stuck in it. And her organs will go through her and kill her. And it will be all your fault because you didn`t listen to her for the one thousandth time.