"Stealing milk crates"is ILLEGAL!
"Lying about your age to get a senior discount"Don't some places ID you? This is rather moronic.
"Stealing cable with a pirate cable box or dish"This is a CRIME. Also, pirated cable isn`t that great, I`ve heard the reception is crappy.
"Picking flowers out of the park/neighbors yard instead of buying them"A neighbor threatened to call the cops on me once for doing this in their garden.