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Sh*t Programmer`s Say

Yep. That`s pretty much what they say...

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Sh*t Programmer`s Say. Yep. That`s pretty much what they say...
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Hits: 10112 | Favorites: 1 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.3 | Category: Funny | Date: 03/18/2012
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Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:47:58 AM
Real programmers don't listen to music ? Wtf?

Nothing like a code frenzy in time with the thudding base (sha-lah-lah-lah). It`s good fun, stream of code sort of thing, as close to the coding idyll as you can get. AND it keeps the users and people who don`t know how to pronounce DATA out of your hair.

Mind you I`m a PL/SQL data whore, well into my second decade of coding, I guess you youngsters have such sh*t music, you can`t code (..to it).

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3268 Posts
Monday, March 19, 2012 6:57:02 PM
If you are talking about some flavor of unix it already has. I had to use a power book pro for work at a job. It actually had a decent unix setup that ran everything we needed regarding jboss and it's services. I think I spent 99% of my time on that apple in a console window.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 5753 Posts
Monday, March 19, 2012 10:10:59 AM
What kind of programmer uses an Apple computer to do their heavy programming?

Linux all the way!

Yeah, it'll filter to Apple eventually when they rip it off from open source.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 686 Posts
Monday, March 19, 2012 5:53:38 AM
Pretty well sums it up. They did miss the opportunity for someone to come into the office and get cussed out after they leave for interrupting a train of thought.

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13787 Posts
Monday, March 19, 2012 1:34:31 AM
10 on escape goto 20
20 avoid work by fapping
30 do some coding
40 get frustrated
50 go to 20

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