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Hey kids! Too lazy to write out your Dear Santa letter by hand?
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thechacken
Male, 13-17, Europe
 249 Posts
Tuesday, August 1, 2006 5:13:37 AM
_!_!_!_!READ MINE_!_!_!_!

Breathlessly,

little timmy

PS: Please say hello to Rudolph.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember George Bush? He has been a really homicidal cry-baby all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put ebola in his stocking. Thanks!


muggyloc
Female, 40-49, Western US
 731 Posts
Wednesday, March 9, 2005 5:29:46 AM
Pagan Elf lmfao lmfao!

Aby
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 8577 Posts
Sunday, February 27, 2005 1:40:20 PM

Anyway, I hope you like the cognac I left out for you.

Love,

Aby

PS: Please say Merry Christmas to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Mr. Eggs? She has been a really perverted coprophile all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put sticks in their stocking. Thanks!


Aby
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 8577 Posts
Sunday, February 27, 2005 1:40:13 PM
Dear Santa Claus,

This year, I have been a very manipulative little girl. I have compulsively lied, and I have always helped my mommy’s “special friend” with their colostomy bag. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of age-inappropriate pants this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring fruit leather panties. For my daddy, please bring a new topaz-studded ass plug. For my little sister, please bring a diaphragm. For my doggy, please bring a chew toy. Oh – and for my baby sitter, please bring some work ethic.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Anna Nicole Smith videos, and front row tickets to Mary-Kate and Ashley – plus backstage passes so I can get coked up! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!


Hedonophobic
Female, 13-17, Europe
 28 Posts
Sunday, February 27, 2005 12:15:17 PM
...Now about me! Please bring me all of the Spongebob Squarepants beer coozies, and front row tickets to GWAR – plus backstage passes so I can get coked up! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,!
Anyway, I hope you like the eight-ball I left out for you.
Love,
bethjoyPS: Please say hello to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember the cat down the street? He has been a really homicidal weener all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put sticks in their stocking. Thanks


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