Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:25:44 AM
A man gave his wife a grave with tombstone for her 65th birthday. When she turned 70, she asked him what big present she'd get this time. He answered, well you haven`t even used the one I gave you at your 65th birthday...
Saturday, February 11, 2012 1:14:58 PM
...complete with a tombstone that says, "Died Tragically Rescuing Her Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship."