Saturday, January 28, 2012 9:37:05 PM
Man, I gotta tell ya Angilion.. I haven't heard a joke as unfunny as that one in a looooong time. I heard crickets and saw tumbleweed and everything.
Saturday, January 28, 2012 7:20:56 PM
This is an aural joke, but I'll try it in text.
Bob buys a puppy and calls it Duke. It`s friendly and vigorous, dashing about cheerfully. Like a lot of puppies, it likes to chew things.
Bob has an ugly old hat that doesn`t even fit properly. He wears it out of habit, even though it`s a bad hat.
One day, Bob didn`t put his hat on the hatstand properly and it fell off onto the floor in the hallway, where the puppy finds it. Of course, the puppy starts chewing it.
Sue, a friend of Bob`s, comes round to see Bob and the friendly, cheerful puppy she thinks is adorable.
She`s very surprised when the pup greets her with snarls and a threatening posture as soon as she opens the door.
"Bob, what`s got into Duke?"
Bob sees his obviously chewed hat on the floor in front of Duke and replies