Monday, January 30, 2012 11:10:08 AM
I find babies that young pretty creepy, to be honest. They're all red and squirmy and vacant looking. They look like naked mole rats...
I hadn`t made that association, but you`re right. They do look like naked mole rats (with HUGE heads).
But although rationally I think they are ugly and, as Rawrg so eloquently put it, "drooly, nasty, snot-covered mutants" (and you can add "noisy, annoying, demanding pee and poo machines" to that), paternal instinct over-rides rationality and I feel they`re cute and adorable and to be cuddled and protected. Odd, since I really, really, seriously don`t want to be a father. I`d rather have food poisoning and break my legs.
Friday, January 27, 2012 9:48:02 PM
No babies are cute. Ever. They're all drooly, nasty, snot-covered mutants that only an insane person would want to shat out of their womb by choice. The babies must be stopped.