Bored at Night:Laces Out, Billy Cundiff, LACES OUT!
You don't have to be a sports enthusiast to know how crappy the Baltimore Ravens' field goal kicker feels today. Can you imagine? I mean I know it's a team loss and he didn't technically lose the game single-footedly, but c'mon man--you were 32 yards out!
Meh, what do I care--he's still richer than all of us put together... until his wife divorces him in the off season and demands half.
HALF, EDDIE! --Fancy
Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy. If you`re out there reading this, tonight`s B.A.N. open forum is dedicated to you.