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This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy [Pic]

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This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy [Pic]. And there you are: Sad, single, and forever alone.
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Hits: 14186 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.8 | Category: Funny | Date: 12/19/2011
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Male, 40-49, Asia
 12228 Posts
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 9:20:54 PM
"how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?" Maybe it drove over the licence, putting it's prints on the dotted line.

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 12:15:07 PM
@Steelgrid, thanks

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1051 Posts
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:36:31 AM
how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?

Female, 30-39, Canada
 66 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 6:26:19 PM
I guess they would have to adopt, unless they want all their kids to be hybrids... Now, is she going to have her adoptive kids call the truck "daddy"?

Male, 40-49, Europe
 11420 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 5:57:55 PM
So...when she dies, the truck will automatically inherit...err...how does this make any sense?

I don't care if she loves her truck and enjoys masturbating with it in some way. No harm done, no problem. I just don`t see what marriage has to do with it. Marriage has a lot of legal aspects to it, none of which can apply to an inanimate object.

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