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This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy [Pic]

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This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy [Pic]. And there you are: Sad, single, and forever alone.
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Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 13779 Posts
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 9:20:54 PM
"how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?" Maybe it drove over the licence, putting it's prints on the dotted line.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 12:15:07 PM
@Steelgrid, thanks

akabane
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1051 Posts
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:36:31 AM
how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?

Muncherific1
Female, 30-39, Canada
 66 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 6:26:19 PM
I guess they would have to adopt, unless they want all their kids to be hybrids... Now, is she going to have her adoptive kids call the truck "daddy"?

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12381 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 5:57:55 PM
So...when she dies, the truck will automatically inherit...err...how does this make any sense?

I don't care if she loves her truck and enjoys masturbating with it in some way. No harm done, no problem. I just don`t see what marriage has to do with it. Marriage has a lot of legal aspects to it, none of which can apply to an inanimate object.

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