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This Is Why China Will Always Dominate Us [Pic]

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This Is Why China Will Always Dominate Us [Pic]. If we can`t decode their language, how are we ever going to beat them?
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Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 11:24:17 AM
such a primitive culture can only fall under a modern sword grasshopper . . .

Male, 40-49, Asia
 10226 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 5:17:00 AM
They're not all pronounced differently. Mandarin has 4 tones and cantonese has 9. This is mandarin transliteration and has only 4 tones. Chinese relies heavily on context and word combinations for meaning. It makes it hard to explain precise matters and specifications unless you are extremely adept. There are a great many standard characters, many of which can be written in traditional or simplified style (they have less strokes) and many more ways of writing something if you have the scholarly training. There`s hundreds if not a thousand characters to express longevity. That`s why it`s hard to get beyond baby talk and even harder to appear well-read. I never got beyond baby talk despite decades of trying and many years of immersion.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1394 Posts
Friday, December 16, 2011 7:59:17 AM
i think "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is the best English has.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 672 Posts
Friday, December 16, 2011 7:49:57 AM
Chinese is done more with tone and pitch than actual words, so the little "translation" it initially provides is about as useful as a shot glass in a forest fire. There was a post a while back about "Why English sucks" that contained different sentences that used homonyms and homophones. If that's why English sucks, then Chinese is down right stupid.

Male, 50-59, Western US
 296 Posts
Friday, December 16, 2011 5:48:13 AM
One who smokes opium should not go lion hunting.

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