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The Best Science Pick-Up Lines

Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard...take note.

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The Best Science Pick-Up Lines. Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard...take note.
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LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 2:28:12 PM
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Yeah. I love bill. Except that he bothered to do that interview for FN a while back... but whatever.

ShadowVamp
Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:05:56 PM
My favorite science line: You can be DNA and I'll be helicase and tonight I`ll unzip your genes.

And almightybob: I had never heard the second one. That is awesome.

Sock1122
Male, 18-29, Europe
 274 Posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011 1:01:12 PM
well that was poo...

almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011 9:19:25 AM
My personal favourite science chatup line:
I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.


Close second:
[quote]How would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?[/quote]

chance13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 221 Posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011 6:12:34 AM
as mediocre as it was the last time it was posted here.

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