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Here Doesn`t Come Santa Claus!

Here`s a memory for the kiddies!

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PhotoKing
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Sunday, December 4, 2011 5:47:47 PM
with all that grace and magic that is santa.

poor guy, love the nike. it's kind of funny how no one tried to help the guy but to instead distract the kids.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10272 Posts
Saturday, December 3, 2011 4:01:19 PM
uht bolle54

Das computermachine ist nicht designen fuer typen mit das facensmaschin. Amerikan noel ist fonded on die liturgicischen festin of Krist ein 364 CE. Now halten en sprachen sie gibberisch und lernt to sprachen sie guht Englisch!

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3373 Posts
Saturday, December 3, 2011 2:37:09 PM
a few years before i moved to this tiny little town, one of the local merchants hung a life-size santa from a hangman's noose over the front door of his establishment. the townspeople made him take it down.

i, for one, would have LOVED to see something like that.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Saturday, December 3, 2011 1:35:48 AM
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Rappelling down a rope!
Loud mouthed bitch
on the microphone
is talking like a dope!
Fat man's swinging,
Children singing,
The beard is snarled up and white.
Hang your heads
And say your prayers
`Cause Santa got tangled up tight.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3710 Posts
Friday, December 2, 2011 11:02:51 PM
Wow, I'm sure there`s at least 1 scissor lift in that mall somewhere... "Hey Satan Clause, hang out there for a minute while I go get the scissor lift..."

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