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America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again

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America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again
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US Congress has deemed pizza a vegetable. Also, bacon is a fruit. This isn`t an Onion parody.
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Hits: 10323 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.2 | Category: Funny | Date: 11/19/2011
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Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Tuesday, November 22, 2011 9:57:10 PM
This is what the occupy movement is partly about. Corporations paying lobbyist to affect regulations and polluting our lives.
Profit over everything else.
Bastards. Still getting away with it!

Male, 30-39, Western US
 1504 Posts
Sunday, November 20, 2011 10:15:09 AM
Where in the constitution does it give Congress the ability to regulate school lunches??? This is not what they are in office for.

Female, 30-39, Australia
 514 Posts
Sunday, November 20, 2011 5:27:12 AM
O_o That's like saying OJ is a fruit because it`s got oranges in it. If the lobbyists weren`t so far up the USDA`s backside, maybe they`d actually give a damn about appropriate childhood nutrition & realise this kind of crap only escalates adult onset diabetes, heart disease, & other obesity-related illness. And helps set up poor life long nutritional habits in the population. Oh...that`s right...short term monetary gain is the be all & end all. My bad.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 69 Posts
Sunday, November 20, 2011 2:08:53 AM
The stupidity of america really is legendary.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 2432 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 10:39:32 PM
The legislation passed is about a portion of pizza that isn't topped with veggies being considered to contain a serving of vegetables because of the tiny amount of sauce it has regardless of WHAT that sauce really contains AND the fact that it`s such a tiny amount of *possibly* tomato.

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