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How To Get A Man`s Attention [Pic]

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Hits: 23104 | Favorites: 1 | Emailed: 3 | Rating: 2.9 | Category: Funny | Date: 11/08/2011
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Female, 18-29, Europe
 518 Posts
Friday, November 11, 2011 6:10:44 AM
Not that simple, I've tried it a few times, and it didn`t work every time.
But he`s not a man, so :|

Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 10:04:35 PM
What do you have with moth ball in each hand?
- undivided attention of the moth
Thank you, try the tofu burger.

Male, 18-29, S. America
 15499 Posts
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 6:23:34 PM
We are so simple

Male, 40-49, Western US
 270 Posts
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 11:48:14 AM
Simply saying "I want you inside me" works too. Women say this to me (or slight variations) and WHAMMO its time to rock and roll

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 11:24:57 AM
"Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman's relish, and I repulsed with vigour"

Still got your attention.

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