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Brace Yourself For A World With No Coffee

No mo` Joe & they`re predicting the extinction of chocolate too! All due to environmental changes.Let the hoarding begin

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Brace Yourself For A World With No Coffee. No mo` Joe & they`re predicting the extinction of chocolate too! All due to environmental changes.Let the hoarding begin
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Sev
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 44 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 3:09:38 AM
I like how "environmental changes" are going to kill off everything, because, you know, the climate's never changed before or anything. Oh, wait. I`m pretty sure a lot of plant and animal species were around before previous climate shifts that are still alive today. Media doomsday speakers, I swear. Even if "global warming" occurs to the point of changing the terrestrial climate significantly I call bs on the coffee/chocolate extinction. Why? One word.

Greenhouses.

Look at that. The climate changes dramatically a good four times every year. We call them seasons. And when a certain crop doesn`t grow in unfavorable weather...take it inside, control temperature, humidity, barometric pressure, etc... and you create artificially viable growing conditions. Really, how do you think you can get potatoes any time of the year?

"Global Warming" - The Analog Y2K Syndrome

PinkHomicide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 350 Posts
Monday, October 17, 2011 9:27:04 PM
Media scare to justify higher prices? Best marketing scheme ever.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10349 Posts
Monday, October 17, 2011 1:38:52 PM
GENETIC ENGINEERING TO THE RESCUE!!!!

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10349 Posts
Monday, October 17, 2011 1:38:36 PM
If there's demand there`ll be a way.

xerch
Male, 18-29, S. America
 195 Posts
Monday, October 17, 2011 12:26:15 PM
2 Thoughts:
- That seems to be a warning sign that coffee - also chocolate - prices will go up soon and they will claim that will be caused by the environment changes: More expensive venti for you!!!
- It's ridiculous the amount of coffe and chocolate that we (human beings) eat and drink. It`s insane that one of the most consumed thing in the whole world IS COFFEE!!!!

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