Friday, September 30, 2011 11:35:49 AM
Facebook just released their new Membership charges - $9.99 for idiots, $6.99 for cross-eyed people, $3.99 for special dribbly people, but it's free if you post a pic of yourself with a homemade foil hat on, goggles and most importantly swimming armbands (DO NOT FORGET THE ARMBANDS) by midnight tonight. When you sign in tomorrow, you will be prompted for your star sign. It is official, it was confirmed by my friend`s, wife`s, brother`s cousin, who heard it from his nurse in the special hospital - also confirmed by the voices that speak to him personally! These charges are all due to the new changes. If you post your pic, your icon will turn blue (AS IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN), and FB will be free for you, and as a bonus you will also get a special jacket to hug yourself (choice of colours available). Please pass this message on, if not your account will never be the same again once the aliens have tampered with it!!!!!
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 1:27:22 AM
On September 31st 2013 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all while singing "I Will Survive". Then, and only then, will Micheal Jackson come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on Facebook I hardly know told me.