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The Worst Anthems Ever

Oh. My ears are bleeding. But Roseanne`s was great!

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The Worst Anthems Ever. Oh. My ears are bleeding. But Roseanne`s was great!
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Hits: 9928 | Favorites: 2 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 1.8 | Category: Arts & Literature | Date: 09/25/2011
 
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ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2302 Posts
Monday, September 26, 2011 10:34:56 PM
my favorite was maya rudolph

Toider
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 452 Posts
Monday, September 26, 2011 8:24:03 AM
I submit that the national anthem be composed entirely of electric guitars a la Jimi Hendrix.

JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
 725 Posts
Monday, September 26, 2011 6:40:17 AM
no joke i got the bsod watching this

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 1947 Posts
Monday, September 26, 2011 3:14:18 AM
drat I love Roseanne... or still love her anyway.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10264 Posts
Sunday, September 25, 2011 9:19:26 PM
why do they always over sing it? There is no dignity to that. I think the original anthem "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" had an altogether more dignified and patriotic sound to it.

Anyway, the complicated lyrics of the current anthem are beyond the abilities of most current US residents; it needs to be dumbed down in phases. In stage one, which has already been implemented, they just replace every word with "USA" chanted in monotone and even tempo.

Come the 2020`s, the difficult "A" will be dropped, and a decade from that, the "S". The next version will omit all letters and tones altogether for a gutteral "ugh ugh ugh", and finally it will reach the epitome of the nation`s development, that of simple heavy breathing while fondling one`s own genitals.

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