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I Gave This Fortune Cookie To My Girlfriend [Pic]

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I Gave This Fortune Cookie To My Girlfriend [Pic]. Suffice to say, it didn`t work and now she`s not talking to me.
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Hits: 21166 | Favorites: 2 | Emailed: 3 | Rating: 3.1 | Category: Funny | Date: 09/21/2011
 
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insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Thursday, September 22, 2011 4:44:14 AM
Stick it in her ear and watch her sieze. It adds a whole new set of sensations to your memory.

KtySpix
Male, 18-29, Canada
 620 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:25:39 PM
Just the tip...

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15497 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 9:31:36 PM
So homoerotic

gchimmel
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 595 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:33:12 PM
In bed.

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 6:19:34 PM
There is nothing worse than dating a guy who's after your ass. The more you don`t want it, the more he does. Then it becomes the age-old argument every time you f*ck. SO obnoxious.

I`ve taken to asking guys on a first date: So where do you work? And are you going to be one of those dudes who wants to steal my b-hymen?? If so- deal breaker.

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