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Stupidest Witness Statement Ever Recorded [Pic]

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Stupidest Witness Statement Ever Recorded [Pic]. The person who turned this Witness Report to the police officer should have been arrested on account of ignorance.
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Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 1:15:56 AM
@kinky_afr0, "steelgrid is gay and has gay opinions and i dont mean gay in the homosexual sense i mean gay in the GAY sense"

Say's the dumbass with the phallic shaped object hanging out his mouth in his pic.

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 105 Posts
Saturday, September 17, 2011 6:43:31 PM
Translation,"I'm dedicated within the close social standings of my community and am further of no use as I decline to comment on the events I have witnessed."

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Saturday, September 17, 2011 12:11:39 PM
ughh, i hate it when people write over the lines...

Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Saturday, September 17, 2011 11:54:35 AM
For one, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor", pretty much covers it biblically. It's pretty obvious that anyone that does see a crime and doesn`t tell the truth about what they saw is committing a sin.

Nah, I see where you`re coming from but look at the wording.
Saying "I didn`t see anything" is deliberately NOT bearing witness against your neighbour, which is not the same as bearing false witness against someone.

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 354 Posts
Saturday, September 17, 2011 9:46:17 AM

Why you worried? With your kind of "biblical" thinking wont he be sent to Gods twin brother to be burned until infinity?

IMO you should unbunch your panties if you believe in "sin" and let the "big man" take care of it.

Rational though is a privilege not a right.

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