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Rabbi Blames Yesterday`s Quake On Gay Marriage

Here`s a first: A Jew persecuting another minority!

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Rabbi Blames Yesterday`s Quake On Gay Marriage. Here`s a first: A Jew persecuting another minority!
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Male, 18-29, Canada
 170 Posts
Sunday, August 28, 2011 1:16:00 PM
Thank you for correcting the quote, however I was quoting exactly what the comedian Bo Burnham had said, even if he was mistaken. I had done so to respond to what @chillimac had posted just before.

God is causing gayness with earthquakes. Just an insane thought, but maybe not.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 375 Posts
Saturday, August 27, 2011 8:47:24 AM
How can God be anything other than asexual, if there are no other gods?

Male, 30-39, Asia
 598 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2011 10:19:29 PM
"John 3:16
"that you so loved the world that you sent your only son to die for us"
Your only son, but at the same time, we're all God`s children, so in his eyes, we`re a bunch of girls. So help us as we struggle with the temptations of lesbianism. Amen
- Bo Burnham"

KJV John 3:16

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

You left out "begotten" as in only son in the flesh born. Failed as you left out such. We are all to be sons and daughters in spirit of the Father.

KJV 2 Corn 6:17-18

17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

18 And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 738 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2011 9:11:39 PM
lol, legislated acts of god? tee hee.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2011 4:47:12 PM
Good thing the jews only control Hollywood.

That still doesnt explain the Joker in Brokeback.

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