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Jenna Marbles Talks About Shark Week


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Hits: 13357 | Favorites: 4 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 1.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 08/03/2011
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Male, 40-49, Eastern US
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Saturday, August 6, 2011 5:42:50 PM

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1140 Posts
Saturday, August 6, 2011 10:14:49 AM
I want to meet her, and be really charming. I want to be her dream man-

Maybe when we're in our early thirties I`ll surprise her with a trip to Paris! We`ll sample to local scene, none of that tourista bullcrap. We`ll wind up down Parisian alley ways with hidden food dens, have coffee in the morning with croissants, watching the Parisians walk-by. Her snuggled in the crest of my arm, head on my shoulder. We`ll watch a foggy sunset while drinking fine wines in the French country side, enjoying each others company.

I`ll take her to Le Jules Verne at the Eiffel Tower- we`ll sample their best foods- and at the end of a glorious meal, just before dessert is served: I hand her a rose and ask her to stand with me. In the middle of a packed Le Jules Verne- the Chef stands at the pass, cooks poke their heads out behind him to see- I drop to one knee. As she starts to sob, with every ounce of strength I can muster I uppercut the bitch in her Vag so hard, and just walk away.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 41 Posts
Friday, August 5, 2011 3:45:18 PM
Genie makes wishes come true, not Aladdin. Bitch.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 237 Posts
Friday, August 5, 2011 3:34:37 PM
i personally dont like shark week. boring

Male, 18-29, Canada
 255 Posts
Friday, August 5, 2011 1:55:06 PM
this broad should really start taking her clothes off and keeping her mouth shut.

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