Sunday, July 24, 2011 8:44:00 PM
WTF!?! The watch is going for almost a Million Pounds! That can't be real. Who the hell would pay a million pounds (that`s $1,630,348) for a used watch? It better be made of 100% platinum, been previously owned by a dead celebrity, and is declared a relic of artistic importance.
Sunday, July 24, 2011 9:54:59 AM
I am a woman. I have size 11 feet. Not to mention, I am offended.
But in all actuality, I've seen much better "angsty, butthurt ex selling stuff" listings before. Things that were more much more clever. This is just him ragging on about how he was with this, apparently to his opinion, "disgusting circus freak". Then why was he with her all along, if looks matter that much to him?
Saturday, July 23, 2011 4:55:21 PM
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don`t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I`m the man who`s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I`m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!