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The Best Ebay Listing Ever

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The Best Ebay Listing Ever
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Poor guy has problems but decides to make lemonade from lemons. You gotta admire this guys attitude!
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Male, 30-39, Western US
 102 Posts
Sunday, July 24, 2011 8:44:00 PM
WTF!?! The watch is going for almost a Million Pounds! That can't be real. Who the hell would pay a million pounds (that`s $1,630,348) for a used watch? It better be made of 100% platinum, been previously owned by a dead celebrity, and is declared a relic of artistic importance.

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1 Posts
Sunday, July 24, 2011 9:54:59 AM
I am a woman. I have size 11 feet. Not to mention, I am offended.

But in all actuality, I've seen much better "angsty, butthurt ex selling stuff" listings before. Things that were more much more clever. This is just him ragging on about how he was with this, apparently to his opinion, "disgusting circus freak". Then why was he with her all along, if looks matter that much to him?

Not the best ebay listing ever, sorry IAB.

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Saturday, July 23, 2011 6:31:35 PM

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11634 Posts
Saturday, July 23, 2011 5:22:32 PM
A bitter ex boyfriend selling stuff. Wow, original. I've never seen it before.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 512 Posts
Saturday, July 23, 2011 4:55:21 PM
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don`t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I`m the man who`s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I`m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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