It never ceases to amaze me, walking down the isle of the local supermarket, to still see ladies' magazines with articles like, "10 tips to get a man," or "50 things that will drive him crazy in bed."
Here`s the secret, ladies: jam a sammich in our mouths and touch our junk. Simple, easy and straight to the point. I just saved you 10+ bucks on that trashy, disastrously overpriced, advertisement stuffed magazine. You`re welcome.
Thursday, July 21, 2011 3:49:42 PM
I didn't think it was slightly rapey at all... :/ Hard to take this serious. Learned something from Lord_Jareth though, I`m totally going to use his #2 pickup line sometime LOL