Tuesday, July 12, 2011 11:19:12 PM
"Alright, Ive beenï»¿ thinking; when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I`M THE MAN WHO`S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!! I`M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOURï»¿ HOUSE DOWN!!!!" -Cave Johnson
Monday, July 11, 2011 5:54:18 PM
00ccdevil, Nocato, Mech..And Nocato - Its not like I could tell if his tone was sarcastic or not through text. Although, I do apologize, the dumbass remark was a little bit much.
Monday, July 11, 2011 5:40:13 PM
once happened at the beer store i worked at. we a) made into an anti drinking and driving advertisement. b) posted a sign that said "Drive-Thru closed for renovations". good times.