Wednesday, October 27, 2004 7:27:16 PM
I will tip the vote for Johnny Ramone, because I like candidates that Don't laugh like Butthead. Although sometimes he sniffs glue, and sometimes he uses bad words for Rolling Stone magazine, I still think that he makes up better words than Bush. I`m also confident that he could beat Dubya in a spelling contest. Besides, he accepts you as "one of us."
Saturday, October 23, 2004 1:52:45 AM
Whoo hoo! I've always dreamed of this! My whole thing was about George Bush`s non-existant sex appeal. I think every president should have sex appeal. And not to other guys either.
Friday, October 22, 2004 5:33:16 PM
I will hang out with Joanne, because I like girls that keep my side of the bed warm. Although sometimes she pecks at me as if I'm birdfood, and sometimes I feel like leaving her at a garage sale, I still think that she is as sweet as honey. I also like keeping her around because she irons my shirts. Besides, she looks great in a bikini.