Friday, October 22, 2004 2:54:11 AM
my favorite one was: "Large wheel of cheese. The cheese was already extremely ripe (rancid) at the time of mailing. Mailed in cardboard box. The cheese had oiled its way through the bottom of the cardboard box by the time of pickup, 8 days. The box had been placed in a plastic bag. "
Friday, October 22, 2004 2:50:34 AM
"Please be advised that human remains may not be transported through the mail, but we assumed this to be of sentimental value, and made an exception in your case."