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Hits: 7968 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.5 | Category: Funny | Date: 10/20/2004
 
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cindy75
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 35862 Posts
Thursday, October 21, 2004 12:36:41 PM
LOL!! Thats really good, Ragdrazi.

Ragdrazi
Male, 18-29, Western US
 540 Posts
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 5:54:24 PM
Furthermore, seeing as how the entire staff at al-Qaeda has heard all about the train wreck I made of the War in Iraq project, even a lesser position in this industry seems unlikely--and, frankly, undeserved. I have hit rock bottom, and at this point there is no job--not even peddling coke on the Internet--that I would consider beneath me.

It goes without saying, American people, that I'll remove you from my list of references. I won`t need those where I`m going, anyway.

Deflatedly,


George W. Bush


Poor Georgey. . .


Ragdrazi
Male, 18-29, Western US
 540 Posts
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 5:54:02 PM
You knew it was coming. . . yep. . . here it is. . .

Dear American people,

I have given a great deal of thought to my performance on the War in Iraq debacle, and I believe my only option at this point is to tender my resignation. That I couldn't handle such a straightforward assignment after 4 years on the job is embarrassing enough, but the shame I have brought on you--nay, on our entire concern--is simply too much to bear.

Please don`t blame yourself for entrusting me with hard work; I wish only that I could devote the rest of my life to excellence in that endeavor, and I fully understand that the honors shall now pass to John Kerry.


iamtracy
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 7 Posts
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 4:39:10 PM
heh-heh

buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 1:20:41 PM
Link: Resignation Letter Generator [Rate Link] - Ready to quit your job? Dash out your resignation letter in mere seconds.


 


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