Sunday, June 5, 2011 7:07:11 AM
Golf carts are so easy, in fact, that i have never been too drunk to drive one. We go to the club (country club that is) and we drink a lot. Golf isnt a sport, its a drinking game. The golf course is just a bar that offers golf instead of darts or pool. But we get drunk. Very drunk. There have been times that i had trouble getting out of a golf cart, but I kept driving with no problem. If youre too drunk to golf, you become the designated driver. It's so easy, the place that lets you borrow them, has an "okay to drive this wasted" policy. They serve you beer while youre sitting in the driver seat of the cart while you pound your half warm beer so you look cool in front of the beer girl.