Sunday, June 5, 2011 8:44:15 AM
As insenitive as it may be, Naomi Watts and chocolate have a lot in common. 1. Color, obviously 2. Using it will give you a quick burst of energy, but leave you needing a nap soon after. 3. I would like to taste them both. 4. Both have no real talent, unless you count being desireable as a talent, in which case, both have. 5. I would like to put my penis into both of them. 6. I would like to share both with a chesty blonde. 7. White women will buy anything with either of them in it. 8. Inability to make reasonable decisions about lawsuits. 9. Heres why cadbury is dumb. Neither are singers, and so, neither are divas.
Saturday, June 4, 2011 1:47:37 AM
@Trojan no there are plenty of things to complain about. The problem is, most of those things are stupid, simple, and petty. Sadly most people who complain about these things are exactly that as well.
What I wonder is, what if it was a white chocolate?