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Hits: 33259 | Favorites: 12 | Emailed: 4 | Rating: 2.9 | Category: Funny | Date: 05/03/2011

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chimmeychang Male, 30-39, Southern US 603 Posts	Saturday, May 28, 2011 7:31:39 PM "My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently." The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

chimmeychang Male, 30-39, Southern US 603 Posts	Friday, May 20, 2011 7:35:12 AM "My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I`m going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I`ve touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently." The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I`d much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

LionHeart-72 Male, 18-29, Western US 494 Posts	Friday, May 6, 2011 1:49:36 AM @HaoS12 Either you are the best spambot known to man, or an asshat.

5Cats Male, 40-49, Canada 16972 Posts	Wednesday, May 4, 2011 9:01:40 PM @chimmeychang: just hit the "delete" space under your name & post count to remove the offending posts. Don't hit "refresh" after you post since it seems to re-post your last post, eh? @Lesombre: yeah, that made my skin crawl too! Thx for the fix!

bigbangbilly Male, 13-17, Eastern US 705 Posts	Wednesday, May 4, 2011 3:43:39 PM This is a BIG FAIL!!!

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