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56 Awful Analogies

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Hits: 16326 | Favorites: 23 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 2.8 | Category: Funny | Date: 05/04/2011
 
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OMG There`s ANOTHER Human Barbie Girl [Pix] She is 16 and she believes all women should perfect themselves though plastic surgery or otherwise.
I`m Bike-Curious [Pic] How could you not be?
Hello My Name Is Nipple [Pic] Hello nipple, my name is interested.
Groom Fakes Own Death To Get Out Of Wedding [Pix] Pro-tip: When faking ones death to get out of a wedding, do a much better job than this guy.
I Think You Missed A Spot [Pic] Looks like she was gangbanged by crayola
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jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2740 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 11:33:44 PM
there was one that i heard a long time ago that i really liked. "trouble followed her like the vapors of a cheap perfume."

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:28:43 PM
Jesus, does nobody remember these at all?

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2479 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 9:25:59 AM
“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”

DNA - Hitch-Hikers Guide.

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2479 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:46:40 AM
A few of these are some nice variations on some of Douglas Adams' work.

HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3065 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 12:50:43 AM
Batmanners:
Not quite. A simile simply compares two objects. A metaphor claims that the objects are the same. Your description wouldn't be correct for a statement such as "He was faster than a speeding bullet," which is a simile, even though it does not use LIKE or AS.

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