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Hits: 16458 | Favorites: 23 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 2.8 | Category: Funny | Date: 05/04/2011
 
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Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do? [Pic] Me? I would chuckle mildly and take off at a brisk walk. Can`t catch me mofos!
In Davymid`s Memory [Pic+] Hey guys, I`ve been in contacted by Davy`s wife and she asked me to discuss something with you all.
On Top Of Old Nopey [Gif] All covered in screams... I lost my poor ballsack.... I`m a chicken it seems.
How You Know She Is The One [Pix] In a new relationship? Just got married? Not sure what it takes to make the cut of most amazing girlfriend/spouse?
Death By Snoo Snoo [Pic] Please tell me this is shopped.
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jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2789 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 11:33:44 PM
there was one that i heard a long time ago that i really liked. "trouble followed her like the vapors of a cheap perfume."

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:28:43 PM
Jesus, does nobody remember these at all?

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2791 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 9:25:59 AM
“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”

DNA - Hitch-Hikers Guide.

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2791 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:46:40 AM
A few of these are some nice variations on some of Douglas Adams' work.

HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3073 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 12:50:43 AM
Batmanners:
Not quite. A simile simply compares two objects. A metaphor claims that the objects are the same. Your description wouldn't be correct for a statement such as "He was faster than a speeding bullet," which is a simile, even though it does not use LIKE or AS.

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