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Proper Cop Etiquette: Actual Good Advice!

What to do, and not do when pulled over by a cop.

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kula35
Male, 18-29, Canada
 160 Posts
Thursday, May 5, 2011 10:14:35 PM
What seems to be the officer problem?

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11281 Posts
Wednesday, May 4, 2011 10:25:23 PM
hahaha! Just kidding. Is it from "Sin City"?


No, it's from Dayjoborchestra`s "Big Grey Ribbon" dialogue replacement video. It`s the only one not on Youtube - Fox had it taken off because it uses video from Predator - but it`s available elsewhere online.

Funny stuff - they replace the dialogue with crude and silly stuff that appears to lip-synch pretty well. It was Captain Picard`s advice on what to say when pulled over by a cop.

I`d link, but it`s full of swearing and will offend some people.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24461 Posts
Wednesday, May 4, 2011 7:07:08 PM
"Spit in my ass, fancylad" - Angilion
hahaha! Just kidding. Is it from "Sin City"?

@Silverthread I find that NOT GETTING CAUGHT works for me!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24461 Posts
Wednesday, May 4, 2011 7:04:04 PM
2:02 You can search my ass...
Yup, the cops would indeed search your ass buddy, very very thuroughly!!

I usually greet a cop comming up to my car (which he just pulled over) with:
"Hello officer, how can I help you"
This usually puts them in a better mood, eh? Of course if you're unlucky enough to get a complete ROOSTER of a pig, there`s little you can do to save yourself.

Wendy Williams Live: A Pig Is A Pig
Go watch that, you`ll thank me!

bombaytech
Male, 18-29, Western US
 151 Posts
Wednesday, May 4, 2011 6:29:03 AM
Actual not good advice

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