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The Jizzinator - Sperm Collection Machine

None of the work and all of the pleasure! The unit runs about $2800. Link in the credits, with the benefits in `Specs`

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The Jizzinator - Sperm Collection Machine. None of the work and all of the pleasure! The unit runs about $2800. Link in the credits, with the benefits in `Specs`
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Hits: 19620 | Favorites: 5 | Emailed: 10 | Rating: 3.3 | Category: Science | Date: 04/27/2011
 
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PtblDuffy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 164 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 4:03:20 PM
nice. good to know somewhere in the world this machine is in somebody's house.... and they use it....

Kiaran123
Male, 30-39, Europe
 114 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 3:39:28 PM
if "a friend of mine" was looking for one these machines, were might he purchase one?

Joeraccoon
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 191 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 2:57:37 PM
Masturbation is the only exercise i get all day, and now i dont even have to do that anymore? No wonder we are all getting fat

MissIndepend
Female, 30-39, S. America
 75 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 2:54:17 PM
Any1 noticed how small the whole on that ting is... no wonder its a Chinese machine. Her finger almost stuck in there

sacramantic
Male, 30-39, Canada
 160 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:33:29 PM
ummm it's got a little hole...to small for me!!

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