Thursday, April 21, 2011 2:48:21 AM
I know everyone farts, and poops. But i personally do not have personal experience with cute girls farting. The only girls i have witnessed farting have been soccer players and fatties. I am starting to wonder if my gf of 3 years is a robot. 3 years and a year living together and i havent heard or smelled a fart that couldnt be blamed on the dog, and the bathroom is never stinky after shes in tyere a long time. Yes, i actually have started going in after to check. I even stopped buying air freshener to try to catch her. This is getting out of control. I think she needs help. Like an anorexic, but backwards, and with poop. Im worried. Can someone please help me? Im thinking of tying her up and loading her with laxatives and taco bell until something happens. Is it possible she is a cyborg?