Thats just it... If you're doing it correctly, the hat ISNT douchey... The way wannabe teens are wearing them now (especially those retarded OSFM Spencer Gifts knockoffs) IS douchey... They add designs, and faux piercings, and patches to them to make them look cool. This makes the hat the focal point for people, and as an accessory the hat shouldn`t be the focus, rather an ACCENT to the entire outfit.