Sunday, October 3, 2004 10:11:28 PM
anyway, my favs: 37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "f*ck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about. -and- 40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year.
Saturday, October 2, 2004 2:34:24 PM
48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.
60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.