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This is a collection of rules that every man should live by.
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Hits: 14516 | Favorites: 13 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.7 | Category: Funny | Date: 10/02/2004
 
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gizmo331
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1262 Posts
Sunday, October 3, 2004 10:11:28 PM
anyway, my favs:
37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "f*ck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
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40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year.

gizmo331
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1262 Posts
Sunday, October 3, 2004 10:09:03 PM
i used to know the page which had the original list on it which included like 10 more things, such as: "It is perfectly acceptable to use a trash can for a bong."

SuperMcCgirl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 10631 Posts
Saturday, October 2, 2004 7:34:30 PM
I like number six.

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.


someone?
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1417 Posts
Saturday, October 2, 2004 2:34:24 PM
48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.

60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.

yea...

most of those aren't the least bit funny either


buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Saturday, October 2, 2004 1:23:04 PM
Link: The Man Code [Rate Link] - This is a collection of rules that every man should live by.


 


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