Thursday, November 11, 2010 4:48:24 AM
More like Ken and Barbie had been married for 4 or 5 years, in which time Barbie put on 200 pounds and did nothing all day but eat and buy things off QVC. Her constant complaining finally drove Ken into the big hairy arms of G.I. Joe, who recently got discharged from the Army and bought the old Victorian mansion down the street and turned it into a B & B. Barbie committed suicide a few years later.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 9:38:31 PM
More like Ken starts to have an affair with Skipper, Barbie's younger, hotter sister. Torn up from the loss of love in her marriage- Barbie turns to Ken`s friend Brad. Discovering the affair, Ken divorces Barbie, who is rich from her various careers as a Doctor, a Lawyer, a Paratrooper and The President. Sadly, no prenup was signed and a broken, alone, barren Barbie (Brad skipped town after the money dried up) is forced to pay Ken alimony while he lives in her vacation home in sin with her sister. <=( Whomp whomp whooompp