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No Nonsense Divorce Lawyer Tells It Like It Is

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No Nonsense Divorce Lawyer Tells It Like It Is. If you ever get a divorce and hate your soon-to-be ex-spouse as much as we think you will, call this guy.
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Hits: 16845 | Favorites: 3 | Emailed: 7 | Rating: 3.0 | Category: Funny | Date: 09/30/2010
 
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PTPete
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1244 Posts
Sunday, October 3, 2010 1:39:55 PM
He's just taking advantage of the opportunities created by dumb-asses marrying idiots for all the wrong reasons. I can`t blame him one bit, but neither could I stand him for a second.

verbosity
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 83 Posts
Friday, October 1, 2010 5:59:12 PM
"Should being in a good marriage really take a lot of effort?"

Dang it - was happy being a lurker and resisted signing up for months until I saw this...

Yeah, a good marriage does take lots of effort - that's why they are good. See, a marriage is kind of like a house. If you don`t do the dishes, mop, clean the fridge, replace the light bulbs, pay the utilities, and so on and so forth... well, your house will just turn to s---... kinda like a marriage.

Then again, this assumes you don`t marry someone you can`t stand. That happens a lot because people think `oh, they will change once we are married`.

@Gerry1of1 - my wife and I are of a slightly different ilk. We think you should apply for a marriage license and then if you are still together after 2 years, then you are married. In other words, no marriage benefits right away and freedom to split without penalty beforehand.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Friday, October 1, 2010 7:16:29 AM
This dude just gets paid !

DickenMcHunt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1140 Posts
Friday, October 1, 2010 12:14:23 AM
He seems like the type of guy that keeps a dungeon and solicits sex from craigslist.

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Thursday, September 30, 2010 11:43:21 PM
I would never hire a lawyer who sounds so much like Vince from ShamWow, just less enthusiastic about his job.

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