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More Things Making Americans Fat!

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Hits: 27224 | Favorites: 6 | Emailed: 4 | Rating: 2.0 | Category: Funny | Date: 08/12/2010
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Female, 13-17, Southern US
 38 Posts
Sunday, August 22, 2010 3:06:08 PM
Is this serious?

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1376 Posts
Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:21:15 PM

Thank you. I take that as an honor.

Female, 13-17, Western US
 1315 Posts
Sunday, August 15, 2010 4:24:26 PM

You are the most bored person on this site. Congratulations.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1376 Posts
Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:51:06 AM
...ut the cracker and cookie, not so much. I was able to get down about 2 bites.

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Male, 18-29, Western US
 1376 Posts
Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:49:49 AM
Well I just made one, and you know what...It was flipping terrible. But to be fair it wasn't even close to the professional quality a real one would be like. Mine was very loose and portions were a bit uneven. Mine consisted of...

1.Hot dog (protien)
2.Potatoe (vegetable)
3.Ritz crackers (snack, and poor choice)
4.Mashed up oreo (dessert)
5.No beverage (because that`s not frocking possible)

I started by mashing up the Oreos into a sort of powder, then adding some milk so I could form that into a ball. I did the same with the crackers and wrapped it around the cookie. Then I baked a potatoe and mashed it and did the same. Finally I cooked two hot dogs, cut them up the best I could and stuck them onto the mess. It was a bit diffucult to stick hot dog onto the potatoes, so I glued them on with butter. Here`s what I got.

Yum? Well that abomination wasn`t good. Well, the potatoe and hot dog was, b

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