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Fortune Cookie Predicts Future... And Past? [Pic]

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Fortune Cookie Predicts Future... And Past? [Pic]. The cookies--they`re getting smarter.
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Hits: 45873 | Favorites: 19 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 3.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 08/11/2010
 
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JohnnyBoy50
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 88 Posts
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 1:44:57 PM
What if I get two of these? The second one will tell me to ignore the previous cookie (which told me to ignore the previous cookie). So I DON'T ignore the previous cookie making my the fortune cookie before the first one telling mt to ignore the previous cookie NOT ignored? That`s awesome!

xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1376 Posts
Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:44:29 PM
That's not a fortune, it`s instructions.

DeadDisco
Male, 18-29, Canada
 86 Posts
Friday, August 13, 2010 6:53:39 AM
There is no cookie.

OctoberRose
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 61 Posts
Friday, August 13, 2010 4:30:35 AM
It's because the previous cookie is being bad. It just wants attention...

teampink27
Female, 18-29, Western US
 535 Posts
Friday, August 13, 2010 1:04:32 AM
so you're saying my fortune cookie was a lie?!

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