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The Simpsons Quotes

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Hits: 6824 | Favorites: 15 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.7 | Category: Funny | Date: 08/09/2004
 
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Bad Dad Jokes [Pix] Hey kid... `pull my finger`
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23 Devastating Moments In Third-Wheeling [Pix] Who among us has not felt the pain of being the third wheel? These people need to learn to share! SHARE THE BOOTY!
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xxGC_Chickxx
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 5297 Posts
Wednesday, August 11, 2004 9:04:27 AM
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Moodyjane
Female, 13-17, Canada
 57 Posts
Wednesday, August 11, 2004 7:41:02 AM
no spinal tap quotes?
.... aww...

eRiCaBot
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1029 Posts
Monday, August 9, 2004 11:32:16 PM
Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

[Santa`s Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he`s barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer`s Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you`ll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D`oh.

good times.


foxyguy4u
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 561 Posts
Monday, August 9, 2004 7:48:34 PM
MOE: im better than dirt! well most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt. i cant compete with that stuff.

jdp609
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 562 Posts
Monday, August 9, 2004 7:31:30 PM
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

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