Wednesday, August 11, 2004 9:04:27 AM
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Monday, August 9, 2004 11:32:16 PM
Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
[Santa`s Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone] Homer: I guess you might say he`s barking up the wrong Bush. Homer`s Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you`ll ever say and nobody heard it. Homer: D`oh.