We Should All Have A Stack Of These Cards [Pic]. Oh, how many times have I wished I`ve had a business card just like this while I was out looking for parking at the mall
Thursday, June 24, 2010 9:32:29 PM
I'm getting some of these, I could use them every day. Once I was in an old car and someone pulled in so close I couldn`t get out. I backed out and put a scratch all the way down their new Cadillac. They said they were calling the cops but I drove away and never heard from anyone. There wasn`t a scratch on my car so they couldn`t prove it was me anyway.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 3:47:32 AM
"After 3 of these cards, if you still park like sh*t, I'll cover your whole car in vinyl wrap that says WARNING. I CAN`T PARK, including the windows and door shutlines so you can`t get in. I warn you, it`s really sticky!!!!"