Sunday, June 6, 2010 3:08:36 PM
Its probably because he couldn't fit into any cars. I can imagine him going from car to car with a salesman nearby to pull him out of each one till the salesman says, "You know what, big guy, I got just the thing for you." The Salesman rolls the large man to a shiny new moped and the large man`s face lights up like a Christmas tree. He hops on to the moped with great excitement while he rides around in circles, giggling like a schoolgirl, with his rolls falling evenly off of both sides of the seat. Twas a happy day for the fat man... and the salesman who charged him $5000 for a moped which will only have a top speed of 5 mph due to the man`s immense body weight.