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The Better Marriage Blanket Made For Couples

Silent and deadly Dutch Ovens no more...

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The Better Marriage Blanket Made For Couples. Silent and deadly Dutch Ovens no more...
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Female, 30-39, Southern US
 48 Posts
Tuesday, May 4, 2010 12:38:22 PM
Don't tell my hubs! He would buy this so I couldn`t dutch oven him again!

Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Tuesday, May 4, 2010 12:03:45 AM
Farmer Jones used to make his wife smell his farts every night when they went to bed. One night Mrs. Jones told her husband after his usual farts. "You know one day your guts are going to come out from all this farting" Replied Mr. Jones "sure honey what ever"! In the early morning before daylight Mrs. Jones woke with an idea. She went to the fridge and took the innards out from the thawed chicken and boiled them. Then she snuck back to the bed and laid the guts beside his butt. She went back to the kitchen to make breakfast. A bit later there was a large scream! She laughed and snickered and walked to the bedroom and asked "Anything wrong dear"? Mr. Jones was sobbing and said "I'm so sorry honey". "You were right my guts did come out, but with God`s help and theses two fingers I managed to push them back in again"!

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14494 Posts
Monday, May 3, 2010 11:00:02 PM
Liohhart, that's one of my favorite jokes, only I tell a longer version. It`s an old lady going in for a checkup, and she tells the Dr. about her silent, odorless flatulence. He gives her a prescription for some pills and tells her to come back in a week.

Next week she`s livid. "My gas is still silent, but the smell is HORRID! What are you going to do about it"

"Well," he replies, "Now that we`ve got your sinuses cleared up, I`m sending you downstairs for a hearing aid."

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Monday, May 3, 2010 6:38:29 PM
Great gift my ass! I know that a girl would slap you if you tried to give that to her!

Female, 40-49, Canada
 109 Posts
Monday, May 3, 2010 5:02:02 PM
no more Dutch ovens!!

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